Wanker alert.

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I'm sorry. I don't know when I turned into a rage machine, but things like this have been stoking my engine ( Read more... )

Hee!

I've just given my hair a right good brushing. Not the normal argh-I'm-late-for-work rush, this nearly snapped the hairbrush!

As a result. I'm a big ginger frizz right now. While the rest of Derby shivers in the wind chill, I'm as snuggly warm as an alpaca.

Speaking of unexpected heat properties, I've just learned that there's an extra ( Read more... )

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I have a rant coming on.

( Pagan, not daft. )

Wow, my life has gotten weird. A co-worker needs a protection oil for his friend. Apparently, he asked around for Taurus oil, and everyone at work went "wait, that's weird shit. Have you gone and seen Ni ( Read more... )

Now, I suspect this LJ would think me pro-prostitution, because I regard prostitution in the same way I regard boxing ( Read more... )

Sometimes, I wish I wielded the rage of angels. Not in a Project Chanology sort of way, though that would be good too, but in the whole flaming-sword-smite-the-evildoers kind of way. Let me show you why ( Read more... )

I feel a rant coming on.

( The perils of poultry )